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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!