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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

Sweet Sour Pork Jokes More Sweet Sour Pork Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.