Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

Sweet Sour Pork Jokes More Sweet Sour Pork Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.