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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!