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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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Tentickles.

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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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They turnip the beets!

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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He wanted rich milk!

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You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!