Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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BalIslamic

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!