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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Sweet Sour Pork Jokes More Sweet Sour Pork Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.