A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because nobody likes his company!
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.
Kermit the Frog's finger
Kermit's finger.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Your honey or your life!
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
A. He uses "windows".
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
