Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.