Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.