Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.