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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)