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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.