Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics