Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.