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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.