Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.