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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.