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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Because they kept droning on and on!

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.