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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.