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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.