What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.