What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Lays, because they are full of air.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.