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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers