What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.