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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.