How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!