How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag