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How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.