How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.