How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.