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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.