He had Gaul stones.
Paranorman
Au revoir poo poo
Salut!
LMAO
RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)
Beaucoup.
Because it's a loaded question!
Merci backup.
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
The French Press Secretary!
Linoleum Blownapart
They go swimming in Laotian
Chevalry
A French press
Simon 16
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
BOO! Langerieeee!
I haven't a clous.
Piscine.
Enchantr.
They were fried in ancient grease!
The J'accusi
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
Because it's such a bonne ide.
Froid
Au nevoir.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
Franchicing
Ca ba?
A hug and a little quiche.
Both are French.
Eiffel.
A trajeudi.
All I want for Christmas is yeux
Looks like we have debris all over the place
Beret White
Oh, gosh!
A tra-jeudi.
In grease
So the Germans can march in the shade
A magi-chien.
Baguette and tag it.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
You can make soldiers out of toast!
One day she'd just had un uf.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Because of the green piece inside.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
He got crped out.
All that was left was de brie.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
They use French resistors.
Le Ouija
Its a life of pain
Because they want to see the front line too
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
Melon D'OH
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
All in, du thyme
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
The Wii! (Oui)
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Bobbing for French fries.
By the ears.
Escargot stolen.
Mercy!
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Madame
Faux Paws
Boulangerie.
From age
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
He was running lait
A biday party!!
Sacred blue!
Help me! I've been a-salted!
They both die if you chop them
They go to Cannes
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Gluten tag*
She was maid in France!
A francophony
What are we going to do now, Pierre
They give me the crepes.
Napoleon Blownaparte
You est-ce que question
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
In France.
A cowch potato!
I have Grey Poupon me
He hon(hon hon)s it.
Napoleant!
A crepe.
It's crepe
French Flies!
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Clearly, you wouldn't know...
Curses, foiled again!
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
He couldn't take a joke.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
So they know where to stop shaving.
That's a moray!
Neighbor
Amumu
Hyaaaaatt!
Hyruleglyphics.
Big Brudder is watching you
Sieze the day
