What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.