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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.