What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.