What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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Why don't the French like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!