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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo