What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!