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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.