What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise