What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.