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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.