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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because their the fawns

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: