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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.