What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.