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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.