What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.