What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.