What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.