What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because