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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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Which number confuses people?

82

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.