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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk