What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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Weekend at Bernie's.

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1% milk

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!