Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.