Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.