Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.