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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.