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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.