Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.