How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....