How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.