How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either