How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender