What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.