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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!