When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!