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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!