When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!