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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "