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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.