Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "