Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."