Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."