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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.