Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Me: When are you going to stop
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
They have no legs to pull!
Don't worry, I pull out.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments
Made you look!
They're both X-Men.
A dry martinez.
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
Bouncy Beyonce.
Because they have rubbers on their end.
