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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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He found his pair a' dice!

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They though it was Riel funny!

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.