How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".