Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
One kid in three trash cans
A migraine
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
Parents.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
To keep their foreskins from creeping up.
The handycap.
Made you look!
Because thyme heals all wounds.
That's a huge axe man!
SNIKTERS
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
They both have ornamental balls.
Because they have rubbers on their end.
