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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!