Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.