Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

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Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!