What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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American.

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Eh?

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Long time, no sea.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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By long distance.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.