Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
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When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
They say he was snowed in.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Long time no sea.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.