What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

200 Mile Jokes More 200 Mile Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.