Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
The groundhog.
In a bucket.
My record is 21 years.
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
Three swallows!
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
