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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood