What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood