Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
In case he gets a hole in one.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Credit to
Because he had a membership.
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
