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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.