What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.