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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Rich People Jokes More Rich People Jokes

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!