He plays golf.
I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
They'll tell you.
Because of all the cheetahs
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Santa stops after three ho's.
Santa stops at three Hos.
A paredvark!
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Milyennaires
Because they have a lot of manors.