How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.