How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the world's strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.