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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Rich People Jokes More Rich People Jokes

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires