April Sale - 20% Off

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Previous Random Joke Next
World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Rich People Jokes More Rich People Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.