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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear