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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver