Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Simple, they just ask "ASL?"
Buddha.
Thank you, Karma gain
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Oxidants happen,
A leek.
He's the one with the clean finger.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Around 3000 people
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
