How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized