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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.