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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.