How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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He's still there.

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Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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Why is this wet?

She asks. "Because it's below C level."

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.