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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized