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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.