What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.