What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.