What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized