What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.