Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

Ram a man

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving