Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...