Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol