Huge Jackman
Tony
You have to chew before you swallow!
He was far out man. --
Breasts don't have eyes.
Mount Rushmore.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
He had carpool tunnel
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Godfrey
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
You park your car, man.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
They both exaggerate the length.
Nobody knows!
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
A Man of many Cultures
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
They're married.
Because it ends with A-men
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Just one if it's Lochte'd
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
A crowbar.
A prius
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Haram Bae
The back of my hand.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
An alcoholic.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
He parks his car, man.
Dug
Russell.
When he's a billionaire.
Attire.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Bob.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
It was a cantaloupe.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Put it out man!
Because we want to!
So he could save his stool.
Max
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
Because he thought it wood look better!
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
So men can remember them!
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because he walked in.
Beacuse he was to "far out man".
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Divorce!
Lack-toes intolerant
Nostrildamus
Man.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Eclipse it.
He was too far out man!!
He was too far out man
Thanks Verstappen.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
A Biplane.
They don't want to!
Men at Work
She complains to a man.
Holland.
Tooth hurt-y.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Incense-itive
That's inappropriate.
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
It's over, man.
He heard the drinks were on the house.....
Hey.. you're looking fly
With a crowbar.
They were boldly going where no man has gone before
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Because he's alive.
It twerked.
Storage
What Men Know About Women
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
A MANDATE
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
They know how to work under the hood!
Because they can spell it.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Because they don't want a man lost!
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Wild Twerky!
Clark your car in the garage!
With parts unknown.
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
SCAR-L
A moosecut!
It was missing a tire.
A Ferris Wheel.
Because the prices are so steep
Everything is priced in pesos.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
INDIGO!
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
