Huge Jackman
Tony
He was far out man. --
Mount Rushmore.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
He had carpool tunnel
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Godfrey
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
You park your car, man.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Nobody knows!
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
A Man of many Cultures
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
They're married.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Just one if it's Lochte'd
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Haram Bae
The back of my hand.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
An alcoholic.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He parks his car, man.
Dug
Russell.
When he's a billionaire.
Attire.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
It was a cantaloupe.
Put it out man!
Because we want to!
So he could save his stool.
Max
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
Because he thought it wood look better!
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because he walked in.
Beacuse he was to "far out man".
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Divorce!
Lack-toes intolerant
Nostrildamus
Eclipse it.
He was too far out man!!
He was too far out man
Thanks Verstappen.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
They don't want to!
Men at Work
She complains to a man.
Holland.
Tooth hurt-y.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Incense-itive
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
It's over, man.
He heard the drinks were on the house.....
Hey.. you're looking fly
With a crowbar.
They were boldly going where no man has gone before
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.
Because he's alive.
It twerked.
Storage
A MANDATE
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
Bob.
They know how to work under the hood!
Because they can spell it.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Because they don't want a man lost!
A surgeon.
Get back in the ship, men!
You don't know man, you weren't there!
WATER YOU DOING
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
I'm just not hoppy anymore man
Because no one man should have all that flour.
To scare off Cat burglars!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Man-go juice!
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
He was tired of coffin.
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-Nile.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
9 months.
Your sole is mine!
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Depends on how many were photographed.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Everything is cool there already.
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
There's a sale on at the carrot store!
There's a sale on at the fern store!
A tire.
A tire!
Two flutists playing in unison.
