What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite