What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.