What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.