What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.