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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.