What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.