What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.