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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**