Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle