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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.