Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.