Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.