Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...