Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.