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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal