Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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