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Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch