They both fly, except for the mole...
Illegal
To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
They're always in diskies
It was a bird of pray
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
Talon*tless....Sorry.
Because that would be illeagle
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Talonted!
A gap in coverage.
To cover up his bald spot.
There's a vas deferens.
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
An ill-eagle
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Law suits!
Salmon or eight minutes.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
One with a hoppy ending.
They're both purple except for the rabbit.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Giant Fish Tanks.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
