They both fly, except for the mole...
Illegal
To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
They're always in diskies
It was a bird of pray
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
Talon*tless....Sorry.
Because that would be illeagle
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Talonted!
What Am I Wearing Today
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
A stand up guy
Possession!
He resisted a rest.
He turns off his xbox.
Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
A neighbour!
Because it's sodalicious.
A convent!
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Shoplifting
The Bald Eagle is free c:
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
