What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.