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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country