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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge