What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.