Cross Country.
It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.
Cross-country
Cross country.
Cross-Country
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A pioneer
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
There wasn't a punch line.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
First grade
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Nothing. She is fine.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo