Cross Country Jokes

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

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What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.