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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.