Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..