Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.