How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!