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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why