How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes