How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.