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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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You have served your porpoise.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

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They shake.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!