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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!