Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Anyone can mash potatoes
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
I heard everybody had a blast.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
One porks women the other un-porks them.
Kermit's Finger.
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
Chopped dates.