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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.