What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!