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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.