What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!