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What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank