What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!