What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!