What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!