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What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!