Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Peas and franks.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
For disturbing the peas!
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
So he could live in peas and hominy.
Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
6 foot of snot
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
Tequila never goes bad
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
Because the woodpecker.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
Polar bears gather around the ice hole.
On his flying saucer.
A saucer-er!
In a snow bank.
