Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Peas and franks.
For disturbing the peas!
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
So he could live in peas and hominy.
Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
Because they're both full of stuffing!
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Last years hide and seek champion
The Olympigs!
Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.
A flirtation device.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Britney Spears
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
