Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Peas and franks.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
For disturbing the peas!
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
So he could live in peas and hominy.
Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Logger-rhythms.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Grave-y gravy
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
To get to the other side.
To contact those on the other side.
He was making a scene!
Because he was anti social.
Breaking fast yooo!
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
