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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy