What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.