What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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Cole Jokes More Cole Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.