What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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Cole Jokes More Cole Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??