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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!