How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.