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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!