How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.