How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle