How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk