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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.