Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!