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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!