Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!