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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....