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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

When Shall We Meet Again?

By Miles Apart

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!