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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership