Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Who's there! Armenia! Armenia who?

Armenia every word I say!

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!