Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.