Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!