The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
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Party fowl.
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Wars end.
M'Kay
I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
No, YOU the bomb.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
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They think outside the box.
A box of crackers.
So you know what shows to watch.
To watch movies in the THETA
Because the cow has the utter.
I see what you did there
You will get burned, you idiot.
You'd spill your drink.
They are always party fowls.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Soo-Duhh!
Irish handcuffs.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
