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Phrase Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Utter Jokes More Utter Jokes

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.