Phrase Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.